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WHO THE HELL IS GOBOWLING?
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Today, while casually second-screening a NASCAR race during some mundane conversation, I noticed something that probably should have sparked my attention a few times before: for a camera angle pointing down the straightaway coming out of Watkins Glen International's Outer Loop, strewn in big, cheesy letters across a massive billboard overlooking the gasoline-fueled proceeding: "GO BOWLING", who also gave the broadcast its title of "Go Bowling at the Glen." This wasn't something I hadn't heard before, with this company in particular having sponsored many races prior, going back to 2017's Cup race at Kansas. However, for whatever reason, in this instance, I was compelled to ask, who the hell are these people?

Their website seems more interested in advertising the general concept of bowling than any brand of their own. You can buy tacky jerseys on their shop site, but they don't even include that in their header. To my eye initially, they looked like the bowling version of those "got milk?" ads, non-profit because they promote an entire market sector instead of any one individual company. This was confirmed when they were mentioned to be the public-facing website of the Bowling Proprieters' Association of America, who somehow manage to collectively rake in enough for all this advertising, including the naming rights to... the Military Bowl?

This is the context I really want to bring up the subject of this mysterious "Go Bowling" figure. In 2023, Go Bowling signed on to be the title sponsor for 3 years. Despite this, owing to its total lack of secondary news coverage, this company has yet to attain the status of a Wikipedia page. That idea seems kind of weird, right? In the process of sponsoring a bowl game, you probably have to print your name on the side of a stadium, stamp your logo on a trophy, create enough t-shirts for the whole winning team to pose for a photo in them, and probably more behind the scenes that I can't think of right now. Granted, the sponsor company likely isn't involved directly in that process, but they're presumably paying for it to get some degree of advertising. Attempting to advertise on the level where you're putting your name on a game broadcast on national television, getting your name under a scorebug for about 3 to 4 hours, and failing to even come home with a Wikipedia page? That sounds like the funny kind of weird failure to me.

But the question remained of whether this was even special or not. Is it common for bowl sponsors to be relatively obscure, or is Go Bowling an outlier? The only thing to do was to deep dive the whole thing.

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You actually opened it. I'm sorry. Bowls present are the ones present on fbsschedules.com from last year's season, with CFB first round games excluded.

Bowl Game Sponsor Since When? Wiki Page? Last Wiki'd Sponsor Last Wiki'd Sponsor Year
Celebration Bowl Cricket Wireless 2020 Yes
LA Bowl Bucked Up (Presented by Gronk) 2025 No Art of Sport 2024
Salute to Veterans Bowl IS4S 2024 No TaxAct 2021
Cure Bowl StaffDNA 2024 No Avocados from Mexico 2023
68 Ventures Bowl f.k.a. Mobile Alabama Bowl 68 Ventures 2023 No LendingTree 2022
Xbox Bowl Xbox 2025 Yes
Myrtle Beach Bowl Engine 2025 No None
Gasparilla Bowl Union Home Mortgage 2020 Yes
Potato Bowl Idaho Potato Commission 2011 Yes
Boca Raton Bowl Bush's Beans 2025 Yes
New Orleans Bowl None R+L Carriers 2024
Frisco Bowl Scooter's Coffee 2023 Yes
Hawai'i Bowl Sheraton 2025 Yes
GameAbove Sports Bowl GameAbove 2025 No Quick Lane 2023
Rate Bowl Guaranteed Rate 2020 Yes
First Responder Bowl Servpro 2018 Yes
Military Bowl Go Bowling 2023 No Peraton 2022
Pinstripe Bowl Bad Boy Mowers 2022 No New Era Cap Co. 2021
Fenway Bowl Wasabi Technologies 2022 Yes
Pop-Tarts Bowl Mars, Pop-Tarts 2020 Yes
Arizona Bowl Gin & Juice by Dre and Snoop 2024 No Barstool Sports 2023
New Mexico Bowl Isleta Resort and Casino 2023 No PUBG Mobile 2021
Gator Bowl TaxSlayer.com 2012 Yes
Texas Bowl Kinder's 2024 No TaxAct 2023
Birmingham Bowl JLab Audio 2025 Yes
Independence Bowl Radiance Technologies 2020 No Camping World 2016
Music City Bowl Liberty Mutual 2025 Yes
Alamo Bowl Valero Energy 2007 Yes
ReliaQuest Bowl ReliaQuest 2022 Yes
Sun Bowl Ferrero 2019 Yes
Citrus Bowl Mars, Cheez-It 2023 Yes
Las Vegas Bowl SRS Distribution 2021 No Mitsubishi 2019
Cotton Bowl Classic Goodyear 2014 Yes
Orange Bowl CapitalOne 2014 Yes
Rose Bowl Prudential Financial 2023 Yes
Sugar Bowl AllState 2007 Yes
Armed Forces Bowl Lockheed Martin 2014 Yes
Liberty Bowl AutoZone 2004 Yes
Mayo Bowl Duke's Mayonnaise 2020 Yes
Holiday Bowl DirecTV 2023 Yes
Fiesta Bowl Vrbo 2022 Yes
Peach Bowl Chick-Fil-A 1997 Yes

All underlined entries come with notes that show if you hover them.

Out of 42 total bowls, 13 completely lack Wikipedia pages, just under 31% of them left completely anonymous to the free encyclopedia despite their ad spend. The trends make this a little more reasonable though. This list is ordered approximately by date, and in bowl season, the "biggest" bowls with the best teams usually come late to land on or around New Year's, which makes it no surprise that big sponsors with Wikipedia presences completely dominate the end of the list. Meanwhile, the sponsors of earlier bowl games usually have some interest in the location of the bowl itself: 68 Ventures is based in Daphne, AL, right across the bay from Mobile, AL, where the bowl it sponsors is held. Similarly, Kinder's is based in California, but a BBQ flavoring company has an obvious interest in the market in and around Texas, so the Texas Bowl is an obvious choice. Smaller bowls seem to be not anticipating much of a TV audience, mostly interested in marketing to the local audience that might witness the game in person.

Did this matter? HELL no. Just the way I like it.

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